Among the flood of words that our unsinkable politicians pour out daily in the parliaments or through the Media and social web, we currently listen to the declarations of Quebec’s administrators and activists.

Today, the Minister of Education of that Province, Pascale Dery, delighted us with a new letter about her initiative to increase the tuition fee for out-of-province students who enrol in“English” universities in Montreal.

Because she says they are contributing to Anglicizing Quebec, “particularly Montreal!” by speaking English.

The English universities, she added, “admitted” that these out-of-province students are also responsible for the decline of the French language.

So, she further decided that out-of-province students must learn French in English Universities.

She explained that in the four years of courses, they will be Franchised, joyously decide to remain in Quebec, and the economy will be strengthened.

French lilies will perennially blossom in the city!

Restaurants will only serve French onion soup, Bouillabaisse, Quiche St.Jack, Crème Brûlée, Coq au. Vin, Crêpes Suzette, Ratatouille!

Les jeunes in the promenades will only exchange French kisses, les amoureux in the alcovês will only make love “a la missionnaire!”

In this dull autumn, Americans have Trump, and we already have Pierre Poilevre to entertain us, but we must admit that what we currently get from Quebec is astonishingly hilarious!

I regret every day we still don’t have Mordecai Richler listening to these maniacal declarations!

He would have delighted us with his daily wits on these new levels of insanity!